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Funny family conversation:

Last night, Gia was playing with little plastic animals and wanted to show them to me. I said...

Me: What are their names?
Gia: Animals can't have names!
Dad: Well the dog is named Sweetie and the cat's name is Q-Tip! Don't YOU have a name!?!
Gia: Daaaaaad, I'm not an animal!
Me: Sure you are! Humans are animals, too.
Gia: (pause while she thinks about this)
Orion: Yeah. I eat like a pig!!!